Okay..let me story mory..
One fine day at home…sedang sang ieka bergossip mossip bersama mami,abang,yana ..sambil ieka berfacebooking…stalking some pipel around,,,ahaha..’aktiviti ahli mesyuart tgkap kat umah hich is me,mami ,abg n yana..’ view some pipel’s picture…and gossiping ..again n again…
Then…its beeping
Blink..
Blink…
Blink..
Ouhh…it’s a fb fren yg beeping me yg memg what the hell aku xknaal kau….n kau sebook lg tnye aaku wtpe..mcm kite penah berkenalan…
Ieka xsmbong..tp dsbbkan aku xkenal kau..n kau xkenal aku…so xde hal kau nak tau aku wtpe n aku budak mane..or whatever soalan yg mmg xptot aku jwb n kau ptot tau…
So..i ignored him…sbb mmg tgk name die dh byak kali muncul kat fb chat try to beep me…
Tp as usual ieka ignore n keep in gossiping wit dem..
Juz view..
“hey…
Hi..
How r u?
-ieka biakan…
Few minutes later….
Blink!blink!
“hey bitch!
How r u doing?
-ouhhh..ni sudh lebih lah bro!
Die pgil aku bitch!
Mmg aku ckp kuang aja la kan…tp dlm ht je…
Okay…then aku gtau ahli mesyuart tgkap..n abg ttibe mnyirap xtntu monyet..
Die kate pggil die keeling parya!as we r viewing his profile n his pic looks like he s Indian..
Well,,,ieka..sbr..
Ieka try reply jus a single word with single sign..
“bitch?
Then he didn’t reply me…
So we just ignore n ckp mmg la die ni kurg aaja kan…dsbbkan aku xreply…kau sape nak pgil aku bitch?kau tu pimp ke??hey!kau bleh belahhh lah asshole!
Mmg xpenah tgk aku mcarut kn..tp mmg angin kude aku nan kau..such a pimp!
Then..we take it easy..
Minutes pass by…
Notification menyale merah nan 1 msg kt inbox…
I tot mr panda…as ive had tex him before..
Tgk2…its karl said!pimp tu lah..
Just view…
Astaghfirullah al azimm..
Mmg tenuk cipan ungke toll ah mamat ni..
Die tulis…
“hey bitch..
Look at my cock..
Its big..
Its big
Babe..”
Skali msg tu..die attach skali nan satu pic yg sgguh mengaibkan n tkejot berok ayam lah!
Yana n abg kat sblah..trus ak tutup msj tuh…whaa…vandalism minda telah berlaku disini..
Tergamam n rase dianiaya giler..xtau nape rse cmtuh..
Tp rase sedih pon ade jgk..
Ape aku buat smpai die nak wat ak cmtuh?
Ak xkacau idup die pon…aku xcri mslh pon..
Dh kenape nan kau haaaa KARL SAID???
Kau bodo ke bodo?sile jwb!
Eii…mmg amarah aku memang menyirap ke tahap gaban…aku pon ckp kat abg..n abg suh block n report fb pimp ni kat fb admin…aku pon dgn tkot2 nye aku block n report..
Ak tkot la..mane tau die nak buat sweet revenge lak nt kan..die black mail aku ke..eii….nauzubillah..
Emm..tp stlah bertnye dgn en panda n bercerite…sy dpt bertendang kan diri…ieka…bernenang k..bernenang…jgn pk2..
Haihh…mmglah kau ni psiko!freakkk dumb ass!
Amek kau..!debushh!
Mmg ku dpt ku lempang laju2 kuase kude lah kan…kau mmg bodohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!minda aku tercemar bodohhhh!eiii…
